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"the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance"


Hi there, my name is Hayley, and I'm a journalist. Eminem sings songs about me. This one time, I held a penguin. No big.



in spring of 2011, i went to Italy for a while. and lo, the great study abroad saga of florence, starring gelato, paninis, and some dude named michelangelo, was born.

now that I'm graduating college, i'm fulfilling a high-school promise to myself to go work in a fishing village in the southern hemisphere that has no phones; thus the peace corps process, long and arduous as it is, is currently underway.

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16 May 13

Aaaand we’re on our way!

So my original conversations with my recruiter et al. indicated I’d be going to South America. And I was like, “Sweet! I can totally get behind this. That’s right below the America I’m already on, I can deal with malaria, no big, I freaking love siestas, I’ll go learn some Spanish right the hell now to prepare myself” (which I did, and actually got pretty decent at). The point is that I was ready. Yo estaba lista. 

Then my invitation came this morning and it was like, “Congratulations! It’s UKRAINE!”

And my first thought, stupidly, was “That is not South America.”

My second thought was “I am going to be cold for two years.”

I am actually quite concerned about this. See, I was born and bred in L.A., and then I made the daring climate move of relocating to San Diego, where I became unreasonably fond of tanning in January. I don’t even own a coat. I don’t even know where one might acquire a coat. I don’t think they sell coats in my part of the world - Mammoth doesn’t even have snow on it at this point, so why would they bother?

I don’t even get out of bed when it’s too cold! Just “Nope, this 50 degrees business is unacceptable, I am going to remain right here where it is warm and just not do the cold thing.”

Russian winters are the kinds of things that bring conquering nations to their knees, so what the fuck am I supposed to do?

Anyway, so after that minor climate-related freakout, I’m actually really excited about it. I’m going to be teaching English (and possibly history and literature… and working with community/youth development, the invitation letter seems to be a bit of a hodgepodge) at the high school level. No clue where in Ukraine I’m going to end up yet. My departure is September, and I’ve got a lot of things to take care of before then, but in the meantime I’m getting progressively more stoked (and progressively more concerned about hypothermia, but what can you do).

If I manage to avoid frostbite over the two years that I am there it will be nothing short of a miracle.

1 April 13

ok i’m unfollowing a bunch of people right now but that is only because i’m trying to prove to my boss that tumblr is a viable alternative outlet for a print publication. and pictures of dicks are not really the way to go about doing that.

i will be baaaaaack

25 March 13

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24 February 13

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Posted: 12:32 AM

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17 February 13
holy shit these look deeeeelish, i know what i’m making for breakfast

holy shit these look deeeeelish, i know what i’m making for breakfast

(Source: fussfreecooking.com)

Reblogged: fitlikean-athlete


Tags: [ diet ]
16 February 13
my friend said pics or it didn’t happen
i had to hijack my roommate’s mirror for this and, mid beach trip, put on socks because i cannot yet do this with shoes
but behold. pics. it happened.

my friend said pics or it didn’t happen

i had to hijack my roommate’s mirror for this and, mid beach trip, put on socks because i cannot yet do this with shoes

but behold. pics. it happened.

15 February 13
sapta-loka:

Yosemite [x]

sapta-loka:

Yosemite [x]

(Source: naturaegifs)

Reblogged: raggedyandie

13 February 13

personally, i’d like to thank feminism for

- my right to vote

- my right to own property

- my right to women’s heath care, sort of (not “sort of” in that women haven’t fought for that, but in that i still have to pay a butt ton of money for aforementioned healthcare and there’s a ton of stigma attached to even wanting it at all. still! at least the information about it is available, which is a step up, as is the presence of clinics where it is available in a pinch, like Planned Parenthood)

- calling out bullshit “role models” and reminding me that women do actually come in different shapes and sizes

- like fifty bazillion other things who am i kidding feminism is awesome and inspiring and bow down to elizabeth cady stanton and alice walker, y’all

in terms of specific feminists, i’d like to thank my momma, who has been telling conventional gender roles to shove it since the 1950’s, my current roommate, who is probably the strongest chick i’ve ever known, and my lovely former coworkers, who are just a group of fierce ladies (and dudes, who would not dare to be anything but feminists in their presence) takin’ on the world, one lady-rapper-themed radio station at a time

Posted: 2:31 AM

#tellafeministthankyou is trending on twitter! it should probably be #thankafeminist (is brevity not key, twittersphere?) but oh well, you get the point. Go share your thoughts!

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh